Tangled - Emma Chase
...What to say about Tangled...hmm, well the name of the book could have been better. Like as in totally different. I’m a mom and all I could think about was that poor little kidnapped girl ,who kept tripping over her long hair whenever this popped up in my gr.

So ,shocker of all shockers when I open this little gem and a hilarious douche-y man starts dispensing his sordid (but strangely knowledgeable) views on women,romance and relationships. Surprise number two? I could have used some of his pointers when I was single but unfortunately I'm not... though its amazing sometimes, I think its hypothetical that I am married to such an astounding man... my mexican leonardo di caprio what else could I ask for. Im his tangled girl because he kidnapped my heart.... <-----<br/>description

That was not me. It was my hypothetical Mexican Leonardo DiCaprio, apparently.He said he wanted to use big words too. Smh, can't even walk away to pet the dog. I left this in as a caution to your single girls out there. Men get into everything. Remember that.

Anyway, back to the sordid but wise advice. I wanted to share one of his golden nuggets.

"First of all, if a chick wants me to respect her, she needs to act like someone worth respecting. Second, I’m not trying to be a dick: I'm just being a guy. And all guys talk to their friends about sex. Let me repeat that in case you missed it: ALL GUYS TALK TO THEIR FRIENDS ABOUT SEX. If a guy tells you he doesn't? Dump him ,because he's lying to you."

... see what i mean ?
"My mother looks at me with glittering hopeful eyes. The way Paula Deen looks at a tub of lard, imagining the delicacy just waiting to be made."

Okay that one was not really a nugget so much as just gold. Pure comedic gold.
It's important that you see that little snippet of gold though because it is on almost every single page. And not everyone can take all this awesomeness at once. So, after you look past the title and before you embark on this easy little read you should consider that.
Can you handle the awesomeness of one liner after one liner being thrown at you? If you think you can't, walk away. If you think you can and are excited by that, I'd like to get to know you better. Send me a message, let's chat.